[Beowulf] OpenMP on AMD dual core processors

Joe Landman landman at scalableinformatics.com
Fri Nov 21 09:45:59 PST 2008

Robert G. Brown wrote:

> This is simply a matter of practice.  Try coding with num_beer .ge. 10
> for a few weeks, and then fall back to a lesser range.  I'd say .ge. 12
> but it is so difficult to get vomit out of a keyboard... it might take
> you a while to build up enough new smooth endoplasmic reticula to be
> able to cope with the really high ranges.
> For a special treat, try balancing out the beer fuzz with cocaine or
> methamphetamines.  Much better than mere caffeine.  One can type so
> FAST, you know.
> :-)

wait ... let me go back and get a coffee so it can come out of several 
facial orifices at once ....

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